Distraction testing

[David M]

You're in line at a checkout in the supermarket. SWMBO is talking about something before noticing you're not paying attention. She looks in the direction you're looking and realises you're enjoying a view of a very nice ass on the woman in front of us. When questioned do you reply?

A. Why do you think I joined this queue.

B. What blonde? I was miles away.

C. I followed her around the supermarket, why wouldn't I join the same queue.

D. You could bounce a quarter/10p piece off that.

Please note, this also works if you reverse the genders.

[Ross the fiddler]

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My reply would be better that that!
"Don't worry, she's not as good looking as you." (he's says to his wife 40 years older than the woman in front )

[David M]

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I got caught at the weekend and just got a look this time.

[Ross the fiddler]

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I got caught at the weekend and just got a look this time.

Just don't touch though!

[mik]

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My wife knows i look she also knows i love her too much to touch.

[Zuiko]

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My reply; "Okay, I drive a Ford Escort, but it doesn't stop me looking at a Ferrari." It's got me beat up more than once!

[Naughty Nigel]

[David M]

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I got caught at the weekend and just got a look this time.

Although I must admit to using A and D in the past.

[angelpaaul]

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My answer would be E

E. I might be on a diet but I can still look at the menu

[Naughty Nigel]

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And then there are the comeback lines:

A: Don't look at what you cannot afford;

B: Be very careful what you wish for;

And my favourite for some reason:

C: She would probably kill you off!

[pdk42]

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Simple - offer no explanation or excuse. It just is.

[David M]

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C: She would probably kill you off!

I've heard variations on that in the UK and Canada.

[Naughty Nigel]

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I've heard variations on that in the UK and Canada.

To which you mutter, under your breath, 'what a way to go!'

[chorleyjeff]

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So it is you holding up everyone with your idle chat at the checkout The women have heard it all before and it bores them. 😉 Behave
Jeff

[Naughty Nigel]

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So it is you holding up everyone with your idle chat at the checkout The women have heard it all before and it bores them. �� Behave
Jeff

No, the holdup is caused by SWMBO searching her purse for discount vouchers.