Caption this - a Heron and a Cormorant

[BDennis]

This Heron was steadfastly ignoring the Cormorant. I had a few ideas for captions myself but would welcome some from others, I’ll add one of mine…

“Got any fish mate?”

[blackfox]

how about ,"your name hoppy"

[Phill D]

Why are you standing on one leg?

[Olybirder]

"Those fishermen are not very friendly"

[chrisjim]

Do you come here often

[rsh1960]

If I do that I fall over

[Lez325]

"If we ignore that Photographer, he may just go away"

[Gerry]

"It was my fish, cough it up."

[Ann1e]

For the panto season - he's behind you! (or maybe she?)

[Ian]

I'm rfeally sorry, Harry - I tried my best but I couldn't find that missing leg of yours anywhere...

Ian

[Keith-369]

"Nothing doing here, mate, it'd be easier going to Macs for a Fillet 'o Fish"

[Downwind Dec]

"What was that you said about ... wandering bears?"

The Common Cormorant or shag
Lays eggs inside a paper bag.
The reason you will see no doubt
It is to keep the lightning out.
But what these unobservant birds
Have never noticed is that herds
Of wandering bears may come with buns
And steal the bags to hold the crumbs.
[Christopher Isherwood]

[BDennis]

Ah rhymes now!

You’re a heron it must be said,
Who likes to stand there on one leg;
But ignore me you will,
While I take my fill,
Of all the fish you could have had instead!