The best kiss....

[MJ224]

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[Graham_of_Rainham]

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[Ian]

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Ian

[MJ224]

Back on 9th January, a group of HELLS ANGELS, Sydney bikers were riding across the Sydney Harbour bridge when they saw a girl about to jump off the bridge, so they all stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the police constable who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,

"Hey Baby . . . whatcha doing up there on that railing?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive", George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . . why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . . and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the police constable and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed

[Ian]

Oh dear

[Graham_of_Rainham]

Classic

[Gerry]

Life is so full of surprises. 😂🤣

[Keith-369]

Reminds me of the Kinks song 'Lola'