Just a little titter or two...

[MJ224]

The longest time spent dithering in a shop was 12 days between 21st
August and 2nd September 1995 by Mrs. Sandra Wilks in the Birmingham
branch of Dorothy Perkins. Entering the shop on a Saturday morning, Mrs.
Wilks could not choose between two near identical dresses which were
both in the sale. After one hour, her husband, sitting on a chair by the
changing room with his head in his hands, told her to buy both. Mrs.
Wilks eventually bought one for 12.99, only to return the next day and
exchange it for the other one. To date, she has yet to wear it.
Mrs. Wilks also holds the record for window shopping longevity, when,
starting September 12th 1995, she stood motionless gazing at a pair of
shoes in Clinkard's window in Kidderminster for 3 weeks two days before
eventually going home.

No offense meant, and I hope none taken...............

[blu-by-u]

Ok. She beat my wifey.

Anyone ask why i don't go shopping with my wife, I have this tale to tell

We were in HK and she went off shoe shopping. While I went to the electronic street. In the evening we met back in the hotel, She came in without any shoe .
Wanted me to accompany her there for the final decision. So after dinner, She walked over to the shoe shop, picked up a pair, told me coolly, this they don't have my size.

Then picked up another, can you see if it's water proof. (It's written there) And she insist that she wanted to ask the sales person (me slap head).
2 hours later, Still that same pair of shoe, Ask to try 1 size bigger, then 1 size smaller, then another colour. I could see that sales person getting very annoyed.
Then it was that waterproof thingy again (me slap head harder) > Got up and said sorry, I am going to take a piss then head to the coffee joint downstairs.

Another 2 hours She came to the coffee joint with the box in her hands. I thought Good, I don't have to hear about shoes anymore

Back to the hotel room, she tried on the shoes, walked around, the room, then sat on the bed, I don't like them (Me slap head)......

Next day, she took the shoes back to the shop to return them. THEN comes the (slap head comment) Those are not for me. My friend as me to buy ( I wanted to CRY.

So no more shopping with her

[blu-by-u]

Please not a word to wifey, Or I will be missing from here for months or years

[MJ224]

Mums the word Henry.....

[blackfox]

these days thanks to covid I rarely go in a shop with the wife , prefer to sit in the car playing silly games on the phone