Science needs funding, so what better way than to announce yet another "Great Discovery" 
Back in the late seventies, I worked at Woolwich Arsenal, during which I experimented with a HeNe laser. I bounced the beam off two front silvered mirrors to increase the length of the beam travel, such that the vibration effects would be magnified at the detector.
I got it to the point where I could see the effect, on the oscilloscope, of people walking along the corridor outside the room. I easily detected the lull in traffic vibrations at the junction, 250yds away, when the pedestrians were crossing. A strange vibration occurred every 20 to 30 mins, that was eventually attributed to the HGVs unloading from Woolwich Ferry.
Years later we had several Laser Interferometers, that measured to sub micron levels. We could measure the effect of tides in the Thames and the effect of the moon on co-planer surface tables.
All of this was done for actual practical purposes that had some value.
Is there any more to this than just an excuse for a cake.

Back in the late seventies, I worked at Woolwich Arsenal, during which I experimented with a HeNe laser. I bounced the beam off two front silvered mirrors to increase the length of the beam travel, such that the vibration effects would be magnified at the detector.
I got it to the point where I could see the effect, on the oscilloscope, of people walking along the corridor outside the room. I easily detected the lull in traffic vibrations at the junction, 250yds away, when the pedestrians were crossing. A strange vibration occurred every 20 to 30 mins, that was eventually attributed to the HGVs unloading from Woolwich Ferry.
Years later we had several Laser Interferometers, that measured to sub micron levels. We could measure the effect of tides in the Thames and the effect of the moon on co-planer surface tables.
All of this was done for actual practical purposes that had some value.
Is there any more to this than just an excuse for a cake.
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