Holiday Cheer

[j.baker]

I am starting to get into the (please insert your religious holiday here, if appropriate) holiday cheer.

I was looking at a craft fair in Marlborough this morning, and I found something that made me smile (See attached image). So I purchased it.

The amount of people who laughed or smiled as we passed them was priceless. The younger families seemed to enjoy it more.

So, I intend to make a laminated sign for the ornament.

My vote is for

"Trespassers will be shot"

The best answer will be made into a sign.

[ewan]

Re: Holiday Cheer

Hi John, nice find, how about; "I'm not just for Christmas".

[j.baker]

Re: Holiday Cheer

nice answer, but is it dark enough

[ianc]

Re: Holiday Cheer

How about "Who are you calling flat face?"

Ian C.

[beardedwombat]

Re: Holiday Cheer

"Warning - Loose Santas!"

[ewan]

Re: Holiday Cheer

"Hey, this red nose is not for archery practice"

[j.baker]

Re: Holiday Cheer

I like it

keep on suggesting them. I will make the sign on Monday, with the winning answer. Photographic evidence will be provided.

[j.baker]

Re: Holiday Cheer

"Hey, this red nose is not for archery practice"

This is way too sporty for me. what was not shown is the other items that are close to the reindeer. I have two, homemade, concrete bears and a very heavy concrete pig that was purchased 10 years ago. (Yes there is a theme here)

You will all be pleased to know that gnomes are banned!

[beardedwombat]

Re: Holiday Cheer

"I'm a Celebrity - get me out of here!"

[Westy]

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"Stunned Rudolf breathalysed after head on collision with tree"

[flying haggis]

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"I'm a Celebrity - get me out of here!"

sorry mate but i just had to nick your idea and modify it!

I'm a celebriTREE get me out of here!

[Barr1e]

Re: Holiday Cheer

I would like to be known as 'Twiglet'

Regards. Barr1e

[j.baker]

Re: Holiday Cheer

my dad suggested 'twiggie', but then said that we branching out from our original subject

[Barr1e]

Re: Holiday Cheer

my dad suggested 'twiggie', but then said that we branching out from our original subject

Stumpy


Regards. Barr1e

[j.baker]

Re: Holiday Cheer

Dear me, what have I started

Anyway back to the original thread.....

So far the contenders are (and in no specific order):

"Stunned Rudolf breathalysed after head on collision with tree"
"I'm not just for Christmas"
"Warning - Loose Santas!"

and my own
"Trespassers will be shot"