Pinch my nipples - now a discussion on acceptable boundaries

[KeithL]

Remember this the next time you need to return something and they are giving you a hard time!

A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,
'PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES'

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager comes to the woman and asks, 'Ma'am what's wrong?'

She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams,

'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!'

Which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!
In shock, the store manager pleads, 'Ma'am, why are you saying that?'

In a huff, the woman says,

'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED !!'

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!

[raymondo]

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Very nearly fell off my chair laughing, laughed so much started to cough and nearly choked till I was blue in the face, my financial advisor(wife) did not find it funny when I explained and showed her the joke( that is just like a woman )and NO i will not be showing her this post.

[KeithL]

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Very nearly fell off my chair laughing, laughed so much started to cough and nearly choked till I was blue in the face, my financial advisor(wife) did not find it funny when I explained and showed her the joke( that is just like a woman )and NO i will not be showing her this post.

We all need a good laugh, don't we?

[Zuiko]

[KeithL]

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M'mm, I thought it was very funny, and not really any worse than most people these days use in normal speech, or I wouldn't have posted it. What certainly I wouldn't, post is "jokes" that are purely based on blue language, such as some Kevin Wilson's (from Oz) material, for instance.

[Chevvyf1]

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Keith, this is soo darned funny I spilled my afternoon tea and pinched it (the joke) for Fb

[Naughty Nigel]

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If ladies find it funny I would say it passes the PC test, but there are so many people looking for reasons to be offended these days that telling almost any joke is risky unless it comes from the parish magazine.

Having said that, a former Curate of this parish told jokes that would make a Docker blush. He was quite selective with his audiences, but he had me creased up laughing on more than one occasion.

[Chevvyf1]

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If ladies find it funny I would say it passes the PC test, but there are so many people looking for reasons to be offended these days that telling almost any joke is risky unless it comes from the parish magazine.

Having said that, a former Curate of this parish told jokes that would make a Docker blush. He was quite selective with his audiences, but he had me creased up laughing on more than one occasion.

What sort of a place are we living in

POOR ME

I think this joke and many others are hilarious ... they are posted in the lounge and the title clearly states what it is about ... - much as "Political" threads here.

No one had to LOOK much as images in Foto Fair titled "Nudes"

I feel worse than being back at school

[Graham_of_Rainham]

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You'd never get away with this on FaceBook, they have a "No Nipple" policy

[Ralph Harwood]

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Hi everyone!

I was obviously laughing a bit too loud, as my wife asked me what had tickled me so much. I showed her the joke, saying that it was a bit rude - she laughed as loud as me, so clearly passed the test. Thanks for posting Keith!

Cheers,

Ralph.

[Chevvyf1]

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You'd never get away with this on FaceBook, they have a "No Nipple" policy

REALLY I just posted it there

I shall report if it gets redacted

[KeithL]

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REALLY I just posted it there

I shall report if it gets redacted

I believe it's about photos of ladies' bits.

[Chevvyf1]

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I believe it's about photos of ladies' bits.

OK

BTW are mens top bits allowed then ?

I do like EQUALITY

[KeithL]

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OK

BTW are mens top bits allowed then ?

I do like EQUALITY

I think you need to read this piece: http://www.konbini.com/en/lifestyle/...ipple-iceland/

[Chevvyf1]

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Keith, VERY interesting

"Using the example of male footballers who celebrate by taking their tops off, in her Facebook post Adda demonstrates that there is still a taboo surrounding the way that society considers the female body, either becoming hyper-sexualised or victimised."

and

"For me it’s about being the way you like. Not to wear a bra or wear a see-through top to show the breasts and the nipples. But if you’re comfortable with wearing a bra, that’s fine too. It’s just a body part. Boys have breasts and nipples and it’s fine for them to expose them. The same should apply to us."

I totally support the above ! What is wrong with the top half of the human body - nothing with the male - but Hey Ho! BAN the female ! Just because some sexualize and others victimize it ! NOT ME !

Thanks for this