Joke About Morals

[Harold Gough]

The vicar's bike had gone missing. He searched everywhere, to no avail, and concluded that it had been stolen.

The church was in a small village and everyone attended Sunday services. So the vicar decided to give a sermon about the Ten Commandments. He would then look for the guilty expression on the face of the thief.

Sunday came and the congregation was assembled. Then came the sermon. The vicar never got to "Thou shall not steal". As he uttered the words of "Thou shall not commit adultery" he suddenly remembered where he had left his bike!

Harold

[PeterBirder]

Re: Joke About Morals



Can't beat the old ones.

I last posted this one in 2013.

http://e-group.uk.net/forum/showthread.php?t=29321

[Harold Gough]

Re: Joke About Morals

Can't beat the old ones.

I last posted this one in 2013.
http://e-group.uk.net/forum/showthread.php?t=29321

Thanks. I may have herd a version of that one but I may not have done.

Harold

[Naughty Nigel]

Re: Joke About Morals

The vicar's bike had gone missing. He searched everywhere, to no avail, and concluded that it had been stolen.

The church was in a small village and everyone attended Sunday services. So the vicar decided to give a sermon about the Ten Commandments. He would then look for the guilty expression on the face of the thief.

Sunday came and the congregation was assembled. Then came the sermon. The vicar never got to "Thou shall not steal". As he uttered the words of "Thou shall not commit adultery" he suddenly remembered where he had left his bike!

Harold

In the 'good old days' the Reverend had a Curate who asked him "what happened to thou shalt not steal Vicar", to which he replied, "when I got to thou shalt not commit adultery I remembered where I'd left my bike".

Now the church is short of clergy they have to commit adultery on a rota basis around five or six villages.