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Wee Tommy was a young boy, just potty trained. When he went to the bathroom, he hit everything but the toilet. So mom had to go in and clean up after him.
Two weeks later, she has had enough and takes Wee Tommy to the doctor.
After the examination, the Doctor said; "Well, his unit is too small. An old wives tale was to give him two slices of toast each morning, and his unit will grow so he can hold it and aim straight."
Next morning Tommy jumped out of bed and ran down to the kitchen.
On the table are 12 slices of toast. "MOM," Tommy yelled, "the Doc said I only had to eat 2 slices!"
"I know," smiled his mom, "The other 10 are for your father."
Two weeks later, she has had enough and takes Wee Tommy to the doctor.
After the examination, the Doctor said; "Well, his unit is too small. An old wives tale was to give him two slices of toast each morning, and his unit will grow so he can hold it and aim straight."
Next morning Tommy jumped out of bed and ran down to the kitchen.
On the table are 12 slices of toast. "MOM," Tommy yelled, "the Doc said I only had to eat 2 slices!"
"I know," smiled his mom, "The other 10 are for your father."