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  • spank that pussy with the great tit and get the snake out (graphic!)

    ... that was exactly, what I had to do yesterday morning!

    I've no idea what brought you here in the first place but the pussy I saw outside, after lifting the curtains, was our own tomcat "Ozelot". And I was really upset by what I saw, because he had caught a Great Tit - stone dead! I emidiately went outside and chased him half way around the house befor he surrendered and left the Great Tit to me. To make my dislike and point fairly clear I gave him a good spanking with that very same, dead Great Tit - and then some. He knew he deserved it! At least I felt he had a bad conscience, from the beginning.
    What to do next? Right, now get the Snake out! In particular, it was now time for "Emma", my old female Cornsnake (Pantherophis guttatus) to enter the scene and to finish off the job on the Great Tit, so her life had not gone entirely wasted. I plucked the pinnions (the tail feathers already went astray whilst spanking the cat) and handed the unfortunate Tit over to Emma:
    #1


    It was a laborious thing, but after c. 40min. all that was left were some feet:
    #2

    It takes not even five minutes to swallow a full grown mouse. Here you see how difficult it was to get the Tit down in one piece: it took 45min! The beak is stinging the insides and the wings stick out on either side of the mouth, blocking the whole process for a good time. At last they could be bent into the right direction and all went down well. But we don't need to repeat this one ...


    So (short) is life!
    Falk
    I am not afraid of Tits

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    Re: spank that pussy with the great tit and get the snake out (graphic!)

    The story and pictures are both gruesome and facinating. Also the thread title deserves some sort of prize as the most unlikely you'd expect to find on the forum!
    John

    "A hundredth of a second here, a hundredth of a second there � even if you put them end to end, they still only add up to one, two, perhaps three seconds, snatched from eternity." ~ Robert Doisneau

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    • #3
      Wow, and photos, too. Amazing. Definitely deserves a prize and perhaps an extra star for the title!

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        Re: spank that pussy with the great tit and get the snake out (graphic!)

        I was wondering if a snake is not used to consuming a bird (which has difficult spiky legs and beak compared to a mouse) whether feeding a bird like this might actually be dangerous?

        Ian
        Founder and editor of:
        Olympus UK E-System User Group (https://www.e-group.uk.net)

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        • #5
          Re: spank that pussy with the great tit and get the snake out (graphic!)

          By the way, if a cat was able to catch a garden bird like a tit, I would assume the bird was not in its prime any more!

          Ian
          Founder and editor of:
          Olympus UK E-System User Group (https://www.e-group.uk.net)

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            Re: spank that pussy with the great tit and get the snake out (graphic!)

            Great story, with attention-grabbing headlines!
            Stephen

            A camera takes a picture. A photographer makes a picture

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            • #7
              Re: spank that pussy with the great tit and get the snake out (graphic!)

              Originally posted by Ian View Post
              By the way, if a cat was able to catch a garden bird like a tit, I would assume the bird was not in its prime any more!

              Ian
              A cat collar with a bell can save a substantial amount of wildlife.
              John

              "A hundredth of a second here, a hundredth of a second there � even if you put them end to end, they still only add up to one, two, perhaps three seconds, snatched from eternity." ~ Robert Doisneau

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                Re: spank that pussy with the great tit and get the snake out (graphic!)

                Circle of life. I'm always fascinated by snakes eating. thanks for sharing Falk
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                • #9
                  A side note and BIG compliment to the Admin, Moderators and forum in general:
                  I am really glad to be allowed to experiment with the little abilities of the English language I have, as I do enjoy myself in the process. Thank you, for your patience and tollerance, your English humor and good manners in general!

                  Thanks,
                  Falk


                  ... who was once permanently banned from an American BowHUNTING (!) forum - with lots of blood and guts and other stuff, rated as disgusting by normal standards - for the use of the word "Tit" in his tag line (see below) ...
                  I am not afraid of Tits

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                  • #10
                    Re: spank that pussy with the great tit and get the snake out (graphic!)

                    Falk - not once did I think english was not your first language!

                    Great photos by the way

                    Ian

                    And who says Germans don't have a sense of humour? LOL!
                    Founder and editor of:
                    Olympus UK E-System User Group (https://www.e-group.uk.net)

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                    • #11
                      Re: spank that pussy with the great tit and get the snake out (graphic!)

                      Great title, great photos and great thread!

                      Falk, the British will accept virtually anything if it feeds our passion for double entendre.
                      Roger

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                      • #12
                        Re: spank that pussy with the great tit and get the snake out (graphic!)

                        What an interesting sequence of events. In fact I am wondering if it has happened to anyone else...

                        Should I type the title into Google and see what I find?
                        Look, I'm an old man. I shouldn't be expected to put up with this.


                        Pete's photoblog Misleading the public since 2010.

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                        • #13
                          Re: spank that pussy with the great tit and get the snake out (graphic!)

                          Very interesting series with no waste.
                          Ed

                          Live life in the slow lane.

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                            Re: spank that pussy with the great tit and get the snake out (graphic!)

                            Originally posted by snaarman View Post

                            Should I type the title into Google and see what I find?
                            Good idea. From your work computer.
                            Stephen

                            A camera takes a picture. A photographer makes a picture

                            Fuji X system, + Leica and Bronica film

                            My Flickr site

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                            • #15
                              Re: spank that pussy with the great tit and get the snake out (graphic!)

                              Some more kind comments and clever suggestions! I am still chuckling Thanks!

                              Originally posted by cariadus View Post
                              Falk, the British will accept virtually anything if it feeds our passion for double entendre.
                              ... something I truely appreciate!


                              Falk
                              I am not afraid of Tits

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